First Day on the job (SL)

Ok, Ive done for my first day of monitoring venue infringemnt in Sex Land. I've reached some, albeit initial, conclusions:

1. Noob sex is incredibly horrible to watch. A friend explained,"It's like a car wreck, you can't help but look." Well stated, and oh so true!!

2. Guys are fucking morons. No big secret here. Going up to any female in any world and announcing,"My penis is out"! is not smooth. Possible replies, "Why yes it is, and you are a nitwit."

3. If a girl is dressed in a whore suit and she has 4 or 5 avatars standing around for longer than two minutes, she is an escort. Say together now: "freeze, eject and ban." Now thats job satisfaction baby...

4. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sells!! The more people talk about it, the less they do it. It was true in high school, true in college and true at any other point of life. Think of an avi you know that is constantly talking about sex and you might have someone who gets laid as often as a sea turtle.

Please stay tuned as this story/experience will be ever evolving.