Ok, Ive done for my first day of monitoring venue infringemnt in Sex Land. I've reached some, albeit initial, conclusions:
1. Noob sex is incredibly horrible to watch. A friend explained,"It's like a car wreck, you can't help but look." Well stated, and oh so true!!
2. Guys are fucking morons. No big secret here. Going up to any female in any world and announcing,"My penis is out"! is not smooth. Possible replies, "Why yes it is, and you are a nitwit."
3. If a girl is dressed in a whore suit and she has 4 or 5 avatars standing around for longer than two minutes, she is an escort. Say together now: "freeze, eject and ban." Now thats job satisfaction baby...
4. Sex, sex, sex, sex, sex sells!! The more people talk about it, the less they do it. It was true in high school, true in college and true at any other point of life. Think of an avi you know that is constantly talking about sex and you might have someone who gets laid as often as a sea turtle.
Please stay tuned as this story/experience will be ever evolving.
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Thank you, Sir. I really needed th elaugh and look forward to the book coming out (not that I would read it, but I do like to support my fiends).
Not read my book? Support your fiends? I sweep the table clear of all writing materials and walk away slowly sobbing.......
ROFL!
I'll read it! Just include pictures!
OMG..can I come to work with you? I've got a great security outfit. :)
BigD and Blissie a team in 'sex crime fighting'. Hhhhmmmmm Now that would make an interesting television show. should I get the people at HBO on the line?
I would support you by buying your book, BigD. However, me being G rated, until I at least move to PG I would have to keep it on the book shelf. ;-)
when I see you in world I will pull out my box of Kleenex to dry your tears.
ROFL. These tips should perhaps be posted on Free Sex Island? Well I guess it might ruin your blog material potential then. Never mind...
PG is over rated, Parker. :)
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
Hooooooo!
This is what I live every day at the paradise, and it's even funnier coming from someone else!! D, so glad you are enjoying your stint as security! Looking forward to seeing more of your encounters!!
as always
The Virginal Queen of Sex and Smut
(if that's possible)
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