Another one of my news type entries highlighting the deranged and just plain disturbing.....
Among the many forms of customer sabotage, one of the most prevalent occurs in bookstores, where customers hide books by certain authors (Ann Coulter and Michael Moore, for instance) out of political protest. Some stores have even eliminated garbage cans, since too many partisan books were ending up in the trash.
Right wing or Left wing, you pull this stuff you are an ignorant moron. Let me flip through the Bill of Rights here a sec.......
In entertainment news.......
Although supposedly illegal for Americans, online poker and sports betting constitute a huge business. At any given time, as many as 100,000 people are playing poker at one of the large sites--- more than half of them Americans.
On that note, let it ride.........../hoo!!!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
Life's rich pageant, part 4,213,557......
Our lives start as blank canvas. We apply the color and the brushstroke. We hold the brush, we pick the color. I guess I picked blue just for tonight........
From the very first day that you were born
to the very last time you waved and honked your horn
had no chance at all to watch you grow
up so sadly, beautiful
up so sadly, beautiful
Baby needs a brand new pair of eyes
cause the ones you got now see only goodbyes
had no chance at all to let you know
oh so sadly, beautiful
sadly, beautiful
Well you got your father's hair
and you got your father's nose
but you got my soul
sadly, beautiful
From the very last time you waved and honked your horn
to a face that turned away pale and worn
had no chance at all to let you know
you left me sadly, beautiful
left me sadly, beautiful
Sadly, beautiful
so sadly
so sadly
From the very first day that you were born
to the very last time you waved and honked your horn
had no chance at all to watch you grow
up so sadly, beautiful
up so sadly, beautiful
Baby needs a brand new pair of eyes
cause the ones you got now see only goodbyes
had no chance at all to let you know
oh so sadly, beautiful
sadly, beautiful
Well you got your father's hair
and you got your father's nose
but you got my soul
sadly, beautiful
From the very last time you waved and honked your horn
to a face that turned away pale and worn
had no chance at all to let you know
you left me sadly, beautiful
left me sadly, beautiful
Sadly, beautiful
so sadly
so sadly
You want it, you got it!
Due to interest in my last blog topic, communicated via posts and IM's and emails, I have opened the voting on 2008 Dbag of the year award! This contest will be open until 12/31 and I will keep the results on excel. Stay tuned for updates and use your voice!
I will be planning a gala awards ceremony.
I will be planning a gala awards ceremony.
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
A timely award
I have become acutely aware that the occurrence of douchery is on the upswing in SL (TM). From a variety of sources this information begs to be shared with one and all. It ranges from people just being horrible and hateful to one and another and people sharing unsolicited porn with those who have not requested it. By the way pal, that photo is so photo shopped!
What can be done about this ever growing menace? I say this type of anti-social behavior requires immediate action! Therefore, it is my honor to present to you.......The Douche Bag of the Year Awards.
http://gawker.com/news/the-record-of-the-times/saturday-night-lives-2007-douchebag-awards-308182.php
What can be done about this ever growing menace? I say this type of anti-social behavior requires immediate action! Therefore, it is my honor to present to you.......The Douche Bag of the Year Awards.
http://gawker.com/news/the-record-of-the-times/saturday-night-lives-2007-douchebag-awards-308182.php
Saturday, August 9, 2008
Your schedule
Okay so its no secret that I teach. First weeks are always times of adjustment for everyone involved. Transition from summer into yet another school year. It' also a time to get used to a new round of students and touch base with ones from previous semester/years.
I'll generate a schedule for you. We have 4 90 minute classes daily. Your schedule is
1. Math
2. Biology
3. World History
4. English
Math - You just ate a hot dog and a cheeseburger at your local dinner and washed it down with two martinis. You decide to run home to burn off the calories you just consumed. It takes you about a half-hour to run there from the diner. How many times would you have to run back and forthfrom the diner to your house to burn off the calories?
There are 150 calories in the hot dog. 563 in the cheeseburger, and 548 in the two martinis. So the total caloric value of your yummy little snack would be 1,261 calories. A 30 minute run, the amount of time it takes to get back from the diner to your house, burns off about 275 calories. So you'd have to run back and forth about 4.5 times. (At which point you would probably hurl, which would screw up all the calculations.)
Biology- a musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is scheduled to go on sale in Ukraine. Grigory Chauvosky from Zaporozhye said his condoms come fitted with a special sensor. It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which plays a melody during sex. he told local media,"As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder."
World History- Mao Zedong never brushed his teeth, preferred instead to rinse his mouth daily with green tea. Sound skanky? Perhaps. But the "Great Helmsman" maintained a harem of Red Guard hotties to keep him company well into his dotage.
English- "Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night". Please respond to this journal topic as if you forgot and did just that......
Have a good year:)
I'll generate a schedule for you. We have 4 90 minute classes daily. Your schedule is
1. Math
2. Biology
3. World History
4. English
Math - You just ate a hot dog and a cheeseburger at your local dinner and washed it down with two martinis. You decide to run home to burn off the calories you just consumed. It takes you about a half-hour to run there from the diner. How many times would you have to run back and forthfrom the diner to your house to burn off the calories?
There are 150 calories in the hot dog. 563 in the cheeseburger, and 548 in the two martinis. So the total caloric value of your yummy little snack would be 1,261 calories. A 30 minute run, the amount of time it takes to get back from the diner to your house, burns off about 275 calories. So you'd have to run back and forth about 4.5 times. (At which point you would probably hurl, which would screw up all the calculations.)
Biology- a musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is scheduled to go on sale in Ukraine. Grigory Chauvosky from Zaporozhye said his condoms come fitted with a special sensor. It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which plays a melody during sex. he told local media,"As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder."
World History- Mao Zedong never brushed his teeth, preferred instead to rinse his mouth daily with green tea. Sound skanky? Perhaps. But the "Great Helmsman" maintained a harem of Red Guard hotties to keep him company well into his dotage.
English- "Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night". Please respond to this journal topic as if you forgot and did just that......
Have a good year:)
Friday, August 8, 2008
5 Things You Might Not Know About Me!
I'll run with Joonie's blog topic...it was fun;)
RL
1. Growing up I wanted to be an Astronaut or a Vetenarian.
2. I grew up connected with an Uncle who was very connected with the
Teamsters.......ahem
3. I make jokes and laugh all day long at my job and get paid for it!
4. I love my job.
5. My surfing experience in grindy Hawaiian surf has taken a toll, my body
feels like I have taken a beating some days.
SL
1. I am hetero in SL and RL. But....I love bringing out SheD. She is way cute and
and way a virgin.
2. I enjoy both SL and RL. People that interfer in either just suck.
3. My inventory is around 7600
4. My two oldest sons detest SL.
5. SL makes me laugh very, very hard.
RL
1. Growing up I wanted to be an Astronaut or a Vetenarian.
2. I grew up connected with an Uncle who was very connected with the
Teamsters.......ahem
3. I make jokes and laugh all day long at my job and get paid for it!
4. I love my job.
5. My surfing experience in grindy Hawaiian surf has taken a toll, my body
feels like I have taken a beating some days.
SL
1. I am hetero in SL and RL. But....I love bringing out SheD. She is way cute and
and way a virgin.
2. I enjoy both SL and RL. People that interfer in either just suck.
3. My inventory is around 7600
4. My two oldest sons detest SL.
5. SL makes me laugh very, very hard.
Two for Two
Another crap night for sleep. Damn. I sleep hard for 90 minutes then up for 3 hours then catnap till I get up. It totally sucks. The cycle is new enough where I don't feel exhausted but that will come with continued disruption.
What do I think about? Everything and nothing. An odd statement yes. Some constant worries and some issues that I have buried just below the surface for months. Thats the problems with shallow graves isn't it? They just don't get the job done. I guess I have the blues and thats ok. At least there is a great soundtrack to go along with it.
As I stand by your flame
I get burned once again
Feelin' low down, I'm blue
As I sit by the fire
Of your warm desire
I've got the blues for you, yeah
Every night you've been away
I've sat down and I have prayed
That you're safe in the arms of a guy
Who will bring you alive
Won't drag you down with abuse
In the silk sheet of time
I will find peace of mind
Love is a bed full of blues
And I've got the blues for you
And I've got the blues for you
And I'll bust my brains out for you
And I'll tear my hair out
I'm gonna tear my hair out just for you
If you don't believe what I'm singing
At three o'clock in the morning, babe, well
I'm singing my song for you
What do I think about? Everything and nothing. An odd statement yes. Some constant worries and some issues that I have buried just below the surface for months. Thats the problems with shallow graves isn't it? They just don't get the job done. I guess I have the blues and thats ok. At least there is a great soundtrack to go along with it.
As I stand by your flame
I get burned once again
Feelin' low down, I'm blue
As I sit by the fire
Of your warm desire
I've got the blues for you, yeah
Every night you've been away
I've sat down and I have prayed
That you're safe in the arms of a guy
Who will bring you alive
Won't drag you down with abuse
In the silk sheet of time
I will find peace of mind
Love is a bed full of blues
And I've got the blues for you
And I've got the blues for you
And I'll bust my brains out for you
And I'll tear my hair out
I'm gonna tear my hair out just for you
If you don't believe what I'm singing
At three o'clock in the morning, babe, well
I'm singing my song for you
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